I wrote a poem in 90 seconds Helen of Troy and six vixens they told me not to count on a hole in one but it was the whole pizza with sausage red paper and ribbon in a stripey stocking it took three white men in speedos an hour to praise it eight minutes to cash the banana but the teller told the secret timing is everything
I wrote a book in five minutes Ten in and hour Holy Toledo! It’s raining idioms - Too many dashes on my balcony Emily Dickinson would need a big rake But I would not I keep everything I need in my panties Except the pen (which is) pointy and full of black ink but I do not need ink on my butt It would make a tattoo A weird poem on a wall Like bathroom graffiti That you read when you pee Except for pub-boys Who cannot spare an inch And why should they.
